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She meets Elvis at the deli disguised as a Hasidic Jew and ordering matzoh soup. She goes over to meet him, and he's pleasantly surprised to be recognized. Although she knows her destiny lies with Axl Rose, she's willing to spend time with Elvis in the meantime.
Elvis, Axl, And Me
About the Author
Janice Eidus, winner of two O.Henry Prizes, is a novelist, essayist, and short story writer. Her novels include The War Of The Rosens, The Last Jewish Virgin, and Urban Bliss. Her story collections are Vito Loves Geraldine and The Celibacy Club. Her work appears in such anthologies as How Does That Make You Feel: True Confessions From Both Sides Of The Therapy Couch; The Oxford Book of Jewish Stories. Her personal essays appear regularly in PurpleClover.com and elsewhere.